|By CG Staff|
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.
I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.
If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
As a self-labeled geek, I thought these were hilarious. What's the most ridiculous pick up line that you've heard?