Nerd Alert: Classic Geeky Pick Up Lines

By CG Staff
Want to wow that cute physics major on campus? Impress him with one of these geeky math and science pick up lines (or just have a laugh with your science-savvy girlfriends):

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.

I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.

If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.

As a self-labeled geek, I thought these were hilarious. What's the most ridiculous pick up line that you've heard?

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